That is a real thought that occurs many days as I am leaving work downtown.
There are only a few smells on my radar that are worse than wet dog food, but I think because I get this scent quite often it annoys me the most.
So you are probably asking, "Why does she smell wet dog food quite a bit?"
I assure you it is not by choice. Just north of Downtown Denver is a Dog/Puppy Chow factory and more often than I like, the scent is carried to the heart of downtown. I really only notice it when I am leaving work, which is just a great topper to a long day at work. So my only hope is to crinkle my nose and grumble all the way to my bus stop, as I try not to gag.